Thoughts and Adventures From Greenlite Heavy Industries

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Never Go Full Retard

I just saw the funniest movie I've seen in years: Tropic Thunder. We watched it up at the cabin on the tiny set that Melony has had since high school (it has the same screen size as the original Macintosh computer) so I only caught every third word of dialogue, but still it was hillarious; I laughed so hard I bout busted a nut.

I've taught the kids four rules of behavior, but after watching Tropic Thunder I have to add a fifth. The original rules are:

  • Don't take what isn't yours
  • Tell the truth
  • Don't intentionally hurt anybody or anything
  • If you can't do good, look good
Now I have to add:
  • Never go full retard

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